FAA-099: Ngesizathu esithile, ngangiphakathi nendawo futhi ngangifuna ukufunda kanzima kule minyaka yobudala, ngakho nganquma ukuqasha umfundisi, kodwa umfundisi waye-typey kakhulu futhi wangikhuthaza ヽ(・∀・)ノ ukuba ngiye ocansini.

For some reason, I was middle-aged and wanted to study hard at this age, so I decided to hire a tutor, but the tutor was too typey and encouraged me ヽ(・∀・)ノ to have sex.