FAA-099: 'Bu̲ uni mä mar mediana bätsitho ne mi ne nda estudiar xingu ya nuna bätsitho nja'bu da decidí njapu'befi 'nar tutor, pe ar tutor mar xki hogu̲jä'i ne ga ヽ(・∀・)ノ mi tsi yá nts'i ma ga öjwi.

For some reason, I was middle-aged and wanted to study hard at this age, so I decided to hire a tutor, but the tutor was too typey and encouraged me ヽ(・∀・)ノ to have sex.