NITR-024: Hindar njohya yá 'mu̲ise̲ jar absoluto, pe fingí to ne homo ne hice mpädi do 'nar nxutsi da anhelaba, ne ngäts'i 'nehe dá t'o̲t'e öjwi. Yua Saiki

I'm not popular at all, but I pretended to be a homo and became friends with that girl I longed for, and eventually I even had sex. Yua Saiki