UMSO-076: - I taku haerenga ki te whare o taku hoa tino pai o te rohe, nāna i mārena ki Madonna i roto i taku karaehe kura, ka ōrite ahau ki taua kōtiro kotahi tauera kaukau e noho tahanga ana! - Kua whakapiria noatia ōku whatu ki tōna mata i mua i taku moemoeā ...

- When I went to the house of my local best friend who married Madonna in my school class, I matched that girl with one bath towel naked! - My eyes are involuntarily glued to her raw that I once dreamed of ...