SCPX-186: Ko te āhua nei he wahine tua atu taku whaea, a Tēnā./Ms. nāna i tono kia kōkuhu, kia nui rawa te wā i ngaro atu ai te pouaka katoa o ngā pūkoro! Mehemea ehara i te inarapa, kai te mātao tonu, nā reira ko te Ji Po o tō irāmutu ki te whakataka whakamutunga!

It turns out that my aunt Mr./Ms. was a transcendent woman who begged for insertion and ejaculation so many times that the whole box of condoms disappeared! If it's not rubber, it's still cool, so squeeze your nephew's Ji Po to the last drop!