SCPX-201: E pouri ana ahau, kaore e taea e au te whakahoki te moni i tangohia e au, nā reira me whakawātea koa ahau! - I kī taku hoa tino pai, a, ka tonoa taku wahine hai kaitiaki whare ki a ia!

I'm sorry, I can't return the money I borrowed, so please excuse me! - My best friend said so and sent my wife as a housekeeper with her exposed!