Wā whakahaere: 125 meneti
He tangata pakeke ahau e āhua nei he āhua rite ki tōku pāpā... Kai a au. - Ko ngā Pants nāna i wero taku tūnga anal ki taku matua kēkē (mahi tūturu!) Ka tukuna atu e au kia kakara koe, a, ka whiua. - He tino pai rawa te āhua o te matua kēkē e tino haehae ana i te wā e haehaetia ana te anal, ā, e rongo ana ahau i te ātaahua i te āhua o te matua kēkē e tino haehae ana i te paruparu me te kakara. A, he whakapeau ke ahau e mātao ana ina noho ahau ki te riwha, me taku wai wai tangata, ā, ka whiwhi ahau ki te horoi i a au [kia haehae ahau i te au].