Wā whakahaere: 200 meneti
Ki te haere tonu tēnei, tērā pea he wahine ahau mo te toenga o tōku oranga? - Kai te kurua ahau e te māharahara, a, e tino inoi ana ahau ki taku hunaonga kia whiwhi i te wahinetanga. - Kātahi anō ka whakaaetia ahau e taku hunaonga kia noho wahine ahau i roto i te paraihe! - Engari ko taku hunaonga e tino rongo ana i te nui o te hū o te wai tangata ki te parai, a, ka tae ki taku kauae! - Ko taku hunaonga, i tino hiahia ki tana kume i tētahi aho, ka whati i a ia tōna pantyhose, a, ka kōkuhu mata! - Na te ngahau o tōna wheako tuatahi, he maha nga wā i whakaae ai a ia ki taku Ji Po, kāore i mutu te whakatū, ahakoa i whakawāteatia, i whakawāteatia rānei e au! I āhei ahau ki te mātauranga hai puhi haumaru.