SCOP-379: Piqaqtuq nurhukniq tamna nuliarniq anmuktuq unnuaq in'ngilrayuq talvani Tokyo! Huuq niuvvaavik uumani ulapqinnaqtuni taijauhimajuq ulapqinnailakhimajut!? Tamna rumored lascivious service piqaqqa? Taimaa rip-niuvvaavinga? Tamna SCOOP-nga havaktut ihivriuqtut ihuaqtumik!

There is a rumor that there is a sexcaba that is making the downtown night lively somewhere in Tokyo! Why is it only that store in this recession called recession!? Does the rumored lascivious service really exist? Is it just a rip-off shop? The SCOOP team investigates thoroughly!