SCPX-201: Tá brón orm, ní féidir liom an t-airgead a fuair mé ar iasacht a thabhairt ar ais, mar sin gabh mo leithscéal! - Dúirt mo chara is fearr amhlaidh agus chuir sé mo bhean chéile mar bhean tí léi nochtaithe!

I'm sorry, I can't return the money I borrowed, so please excuse me! - My best friend said so and sent my wife as a housekeeper with her exposed!