MRSS-125: Nuair a d'fhéach mé isteach i bhfón cliste mo bhean chéile, ar cosúil nach bhfuil caidreamh agam riamh, fuair mé amach go raibh gnéas affair agam le gruagaire.

When I looked into my wife's smartphone, which seems to never have an affair, I discovered that I had affair sex with a hairdresser.