UMSO-076: - Madonnarekin eskolako nire klasean ezkondu zen nire lagunik onenaren etxera joan nintzenean, neska hori bainu-oihal biluzi batekin konbinatzea lortu nuen! - Nire begiak nahi gabe itsasten zaizkio amets egin nuen petrolioari...

- When I went to the house of my local best friend who married Madonna in my school class, I matched that girl with one bath towel naked! - My eyes are involuntarily glued to her raw that I once dreamed of ...