IENF-002: - Pan oeddwn yn ddireidus gan ferch Yankee naïf, gofynnwyd i mi am wiwer amrwd, ac roeddwn ar fin saethu, ond cefais fy nghloi â llwyni crancod a methu dianc a saethu gwain fel yr oedd!

- When I was mischievous by a naïve Yankee girl, I was asked for raw squirrel, and I was about to shoot, but I was locked with crab shears and couldn't escape and vaginal shot as it was!